It Messed Me Up…Need A Second to Breathe.

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• Living is so expensive. Even when you’re laying in bed you’re spending money without doing anything 1 hour ago
• A little old lady was sitting in my seat when I was boarding a plane, and you’re damn right I made her get out of i… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 15 hours ago
• I’ve been trying to sell this 1997 Toyota Camry V6 LE and this guy made an offer and was like “oh but if there’s an… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 16 hours ago
• After dealing with a lot of annoying minutiae related to my mom’s death, I can say 100% with confidence that the du… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 1 day ago
• J**nny D*pp fans are unhinged. This guy played a drunk pirate a few times, a guy with scissors for hands, and a bad… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 1 day ago