It Messed Me Up…Need A Second to Breathe.

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• I’m just a 34 year old woman watching the Olympics while sipping a glass of crisp white wine and contemplating my existence 12 hours ago
• Anytime someone tells me they “want to try stand up,” I tell them to do it if I dislike them and want them to be miserable 15 hours ago
• The most shocking twist of the movie Old is that one of the characters is a rapper who goes by “Mid-Sized Sedan” an… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 16 hours ago
• Sad to announce that I enjoyed a date I went on with a Gemini :( 21 hours ago
• Sad to announce that I’m going on a date with a Gemini :( 1 day ago