Thomas Yates is a writer. He’s supposedly a profound writer. He’s written a bestselling novel called Scorpio. (The book was based on Tom’s experiences selling sex and company to older men for money.) He’s lauded by millions as the novelist of the twenty-first century. He’s the writer of a generation. He’s also a fictional character on the Netflix original series, House of Cards. He’s also boring as hell. Yet, people keep schtupping him on the show. First it was Kate Baldwin, a Pulitzer-winning journalist for the fictional Wall Street Telegraph. Next, it seems like it was Frank Underwood (looking back at season 3 when the two held hands). Then, it was Clair Underwood herself. What’s the deal with Tom Yates? Why does everyone succumb to his seduction?
Tom is kind of boring. Here he is, looking very bored and sad at a book signing.
Here he is drinking a very boring whiskey with the President.
Tom is apparently a very deep thinker…
He’s a low talker also. What’s you deal, Tom?
I’m sorry…what was that again?
But how does Frank feel about Tom? What is the deal with Tom?
Tom can give Claire what Frank cannot. That D tho…that D.
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