It Messed Me Up…Need A Second to Breathe.

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• Thinking about the time a guy told me I look like Miss Piggy as though he thought that was AN INSULT. Miss Piggy is HOT 2 hours ago
• When you clean out your mother’s place after she died, you will find containers of baking soda that expired in 1993 20 hours ago
• I’m about to involuntarily enter a Walmart super center in my hometown of Colorado Springs. Thoughts and prayers appreciated 1 day ago
• Last night on my flight, I watched The Social Network for the first time in over 10 years. The movie tries to make… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 2 days ago
• This is still the worst take of all time. Where are these alleged “better men”? Oh yeah, a lot of them are wolves i… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 2 days ago